Drive-Thru Ordeal
An intruder flew into my car while ordering drive-thru at McDonald’s Banaue. Its size suggests it was the grandfather of all the cockroaches in that district of Quezon City. I was bawling out my order when it suddenly landed on my windowsill. “One McChicken with fries and… whoa, COCKROACH!!!” “Sorry, sir, it’s not available today,” …
